I'm turning 55 this week. If, at any other time of my life, you'd have thrown this thread at me, I'd have passed it by.

However, in just the past month or so, I have had what can only be called optimal bowel movements. I'm not going to bore y'all with the details. However, when they occurred , I knew my lifetime bathroom experience had been leading up to this.

I'm not a man that is fixated on the subject. These weren't great epiphanies. They came, they went. That was that. Nothing more or less.

I just wanted to share that with y'all, and let you know that I understand.



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