The two cops are a prime example of what you get for minimum wage.
You do get what you pay for. There's a little town here that has a Chief who manages a bunch of volunteer officers. Translate that: Officers who were run off or couldn't get hired anywhere else but desperately want to keep their license. I've met two of them (worked with one at a real department before she got fired) and they scared me to think they were cops.
And it's not always true, but every podunk town I've ever seen that started its own police department would've been better served without one.
