I tell you, I have found the fountain of youth. This new pellet gun just puts a grin on my face that can't be washed off. I've shot dirt clods, leaves, cat tails, lizards and a variety of vermin - doesn't seem to matter what the target is, I'm having a ball. It makes me feel like I'm 12 year old again.

A true sportsman counts his achievements in proportion to the effort involved and fairness of the sport. - S. Pope