My lovely wife just text me this:
You ever get another dog I'm going to shoot you!
(then this)
They absolutely are driving me CRAZY!
(then i sent her an android angel thingy)
(this was her reply)
don't provoke me
So what recommendations do you guys have.....?
Grab a carton of cans, slip around to a mates place and get him to fire up the BBQ and sit around drinking and shooting the breeze until four in the morning...then wander on home and go to bed.
A few things you will have achieved by doing this, you will have had a feed (which you won't be getting at home), you will have had some good conversation, you will have forgotten all about the pissy mood your wife is in, and if you roll up at home as drunk as a monkey and reeking of grog there is a pretty good chance your wife will forget about the cranky dog text as well.
This is how Australians handle marital strife.
ps, and if she sends you a text about the state you were in...repeat process!
