If that's the worst you can come up with to bitch about, I'd say your life is pretty good.

What are you drinking tonight, Beer, wine or Scotch?

Let me guess, what ever it is, it's some pretty good stuff??

You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.

You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell