I remember the first day I cognitively walked outside my office unbeknownst of the new technology. Saw folks talking to themselves with waving arm motions,cussing and other body languages working in sync.

Freaked the ever loving schit out of me since I had left my AR15 Zombie vaporizer in my truck.

WhyTF do you need that Bluetooth stuff when you're just working at home?

Your better question is how is the best way to write off my home office without red flagging my returns.

Walking around the house and neighborhood with a phone sex toy in your ear is for young,inexperienced BMW 300 series yuppies.

Seasoned pros give the clients the attention they deserve and exert the energy to pick up the damn phone and talk in privacy,not at the day care center or mall.

Ear [bleep] are for rookie wannabes, not professionals.


The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward