Not to be outdone by the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, a group of porn stars in Japan will be hosting a breast-squeezing event for charity,�according to the Herald Sun. <snip>
Speaking of prices and boobies:
A Scotsman, walking down the street sees a woman with the most perfect breasts he has ever seen.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 Euros?
"Are you crazy?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 Euros?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for 10,000 Euros ? I won't bite hard -- just a few gentle nips..."
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, 10,000 Euros... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nae, lassie", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much..." John
