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Dear president Ø

Today, I will take my Grandkids to the classic farm and tractor show. We will watch old steam engines, old tractors, a sorghum press in action, and a presentation on herding dogs.

We will eat sugary and deep fried foods.

Later, I will rotisserie three chickens, cook cob corn on a grill, and enjoy these as well as the potato salad and whatever desert my wife creates with the black berries she picked this morning.

I will drink spooty dark beer, and watch fireworks from my back yard.

You are still a dick.


Happy 4th of July.

Jeff C.

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Amen.


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Originally Posted by RWE


Dear president Ø

Today, I will take my Grandkids to the classic farm and tractor show. We will watch old steam engines, old tractors, a sorghum press in action, and a presentation on herding dogs.

We will eat sugary and deep fried foods.

Later, I will rotisserie three chickens, cook cob corn on a grill, and enjoy these as well as the potato salad and whatever desert my wife creates with the black berries she picked this morning.

I will drink spooty dark beer, and watch fireworks from my back yard.

You are still the worst president in my lifetime and an azzhole too boot.


Happy 4th of July.

Jeff C.
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I think that your changes are good with the exception that you seem to be excessively hard on real azzholes by including him.

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Originally Posted by RWE


Dear president Ø

Today, I will take my Grandkids to the classic farm and tractor show. We will watch old steam engines, old tractors, a sorghum press in action, and a presentation on herding dogs.

We will eat sugary and deep fried foods.

Later, I will rotisserie three chickens, cook cob corn on a grill, and enjoy these as well as the potato salad and whatever desert my wife creates with the black berries she picked this morning.

I will drink spooty dark beer, and watch fireworks from my back yard.

You are still a dick.


Happy 4th of July.

Jeff C.


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And a 'tip of the hat' to you sir!!


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RWE, well said. smile


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Dear Mr. President:

To celebrate the 4th of July and cultrural diversity, we are having Fried chicken and watermelon tonite. ( Honest...) grin

Oh, and I put the Stars and Bars decal on my car to celebrate the tiny little piece of independence we have left...

GFY


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Oh, and I put the Stars and Bars decal on my car to celebrate the tiny little piece of independence we have left...

GFY


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Have you let your city officials know how you feel about the Confederate memorial that 4-6 dickbrains have whined about?

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I would if I had one iota of faith in my city office ails..



I don't.


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I'll have to put in my book to cry for the confederates some day.

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Originally Posted by Outbackandy
I'll have to put in my book to cry for the confederates some day.


Why don't you do that.

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Originally Posted by Outbackandy
I'll have to put in my book to cry for the confederates some day.


Glad to hear it.
Just don't let it take time away from you beatin off.



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Originally Posted by Outbackandy
I'll have to put in my book to cry for the confederates some day.


#sand

I am suckling the teat of opulence.

Sticky toffee beer and honey ginger rotisseried chicken with corn bread jalepenos.

And now, the ice cream.


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Originally Posted by RWE
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Dear president Ø...........


My letter would have started, "Hey, azzhole-in-chief!"


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