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I think something small with no sharp corners so your gut doesn't roll over it whilst licking powdered sugar off your hands. What's your choice?
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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And it won't disturb the other patrons...
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Campfire Oracle
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I like it and you can probably keep it concealed inside a Bavarian Cream doughnut. Brilliant!
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Carried in my home-made kydex holster, of course. Youtube is the greatest thing ......
The uninitiated are always easily impressed. NRA Endowment Member
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Campfire Kahuna
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Engraved Glock with efulant ivory...wait!
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Campfire Ranger
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If you're gut's that big, you have to carry exposed.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Probably my S&W 629 with 250gr WNFPs. In a doughnut shop there can be a lot of tissue to penetrate!
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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You're gonna love this. Our local donut shop got busted selling weed.
Now that's either really stupid or really brilliant.
Stupid because there are always cops at the donut shop.
Brilliant because anyone who buys the weed is going to want munchies afterward, so they sell a lot of donuts.
And the donut shop guy definitely has one of those huge bellies.
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Campfire Ranger
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If you're selling drugs it helps to have a legal business to launder the money.
I'd go with both brilliant and stupid.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I think something small with no sharp corners so your gut doesn't roll over it whilst licking powdered sugar off your hands. What's your choice? Not sure I would carry it but that thing is beautiful. I would be worried the powdered sugar will get into the engraving.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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I'd go with the M&P 9mm. Not only are there doughnut shops selling drugs, remember Hanson (serial killer in Alaska) used to run a doughnut shop. I think he was using doughnuts for trolling. Got to keep your eyes open and lots of fire power for the drug dealers and the serial killers.
NRA LIFE MEMBER GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS! "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
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Glock so I have something in common with all the poleece sitting inside.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Pretty sure you can only order a scone if you own a glock.
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I'd like to slap you with a bag of croissants.
Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I'd like to slap you with a bag of croissants.
Clark Wouldn't breosche be better?
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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I hear that the McDonalds Steak & Egg Bagel is made for the HiPower. All the grease is needed to ensure proper function....
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I hear that the McDonalds Steak & Egg Bagel is made for the HiPower. All the grease is needed to ensure proper function.... THE greatest fast food product ever made. Ever. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Pretty sure you can only order a scone if you own a glock. You can still get a doughnut but it has to be one with pink icing and red sprinkles. Real men, the guys who carry 1911s can get any doughnut they want and police envy them.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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The holster looks like a burnt flapjack.
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