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At the store today, I heard a little boy asking his dad what kind of pet he should get. There's also a Dr. Suess book by the same name. I was inspired and this came out.
What Pet Should I Get?
What pet should I get? Not a used one, I'll bet!
Not one that's too old. Or one that's been rolled. Or been bought and been sold Or that's covered in mold!
What pet should I get? Not one from the vet!
Not one that's been fixed Or been scraped, burned or mixed Or had multiple owners Or can't get a boner!
What pet should I get? Not one that's a threat!
With big gnarly teeth Or whose first name is Keith Or has sharp, hairy claws Or self locking jaws
What pet should I get? Not one that will sweat!
That will stink up my room Or needs a big broom Or will always presume That it sleeps in my room!
What pet should I get? No one that's all wet!
That smells like wet dog Or a pond full of frogs Or a herd of hot hogs In a smelly peat bog!
What pet should I get? I'll get one that's dead!
That doesn't need feeding (Or watering and weeding) Or has to be walked Or likes to wear socks
What's the best kind of pet? One that lives in Tibet!
Safe Shooting! Steve Redgwell www.303british.comGet your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain Member - Professional Outdoor Media Association of Canada
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I want to smoke some of whatever you're hittin'. Or maybe not. John
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Its the green eggs and ham, will do it every time.
"Never force anything, just get a bigger hammer".
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Good stuff Steve....
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I like it! The rhyme is good and it's funny!
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