Guy is telling his buddy that he had a call this morning from his Uncle Guido from his prison cell. His buddy is surprised. "You mean he had a phone line installd in his prison cell?"



This is great







You gotta love it







OK, Ready







"NOPE, he used his cell phone!"

George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

Old cat turd!

"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.

I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me