Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire What are you going to do with the 900M?

Set up a trust to take care of close relatives. Buy a big ass RV and drive for two years to see were we'd like to live.

Buy the 24 Hour Campfire


Mike

Get rid of the flash ads, when you do.

Find the biggest Prairie dog town I can and buy it.

Get a lawyer.
Pay off my debts.
Set up accounts for my kids.
Pay off debts for all my immediate family, and set up my mother and my in-laws for life.
Buy as big a chunk of God's country as I can.
Take some classes at a tech school so I can learn all the stuff I never did, or at least how to do it right. like welding, diesel mechanicing, etc.

Hunt and shoot to my hearts content for the rest of my life.

I am gonna keep working at my job, I do it for the comradery and the satisfaction of a job well done. F that, I'm gonna buy a home where the view has no buildings that are not ours, and hunt and fish. If I was younger I would add make babies, but instead, will just poke around for fun.

Probably just pay on my bills as far as it would go...

Buy everything on the first 100 pages of the classifieds.

Fill up the war chests of some of the better pro 2nd amendment groups.

First, I will set up a family partnership. (Ahem, memorialize the >pre-existing< verbally constituted, family partnership that bought the ticket.) This will allow me to share it with family members without Gift Tax and allow my share to pass on without Estate Tax. It will also allow getting the much larger amount available by choosing annual payments without the risk of payments ending when I die before receiving them all.

Then, immediately pay off all debts. Sell our tax practice to someone chosen more for the attitude with which they will serve our clients than on their ability to pay for the practice.

Make >substantial< gifts to NRA, NMLRA, 2AF, CCRKBA, GOA, ISRA (Illinois) (possibly with strings attached or designated purposes in some cases) and my favorite church.

Set up systematic transfers to certain friends who could use a leg up.

Start looking for a piece of property with hardwood ridges and flowing water in a gun-friendly state.

Find a worthy trustee (College library, etc.) to fund a monumental gun-culture library endowment to receive my library when I die.

Get cable!

Buy a castle with a winery, wear a monocle and start talking down to people.

Buy toys. Make sure my friends have toys. Make sure none of us work. Travel the world in my private jet fishing for giant trout in pristine places.

Get a new truck.

Great opening scene for a Good flick you've probably never heard of..

Build a big lodge in Alaska, pay my buddies stupid money to skipper the fleet of boats and take sick and disabled children out fishing or hunting to fulfill their dreams. My own make a wish charity.

"Rots of ruck!"

lot of sex, booze and light recreational drug usage in between sessions of full automatic weapon fire out back. oh, and metallica would play my living room every weekend until i was sick of their pompous bullschit attitudes. lot of weight gain too. lots and lots. eventual heart failure in some really embarrassing situation would cap it off.

Invest it to make more.