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http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/03/healt...ockedrail_bottommedium&iref=obinsite

The scientists and public health officials say don't have babies or they could be retarded cretins, but the church says no, hump away and have little retards that will be abandoned - probably to fill catholic orphanages.

Just like condoms prevent HIV in Uganda, but again, the church says hump away without a care in the world.

Don't have to guess what their position would be in if the ultrasound came back showing a little cretin baby. "It's god's will." Whatever.


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That church also advocates abstinence until marriage, assuming you vet your spouse to avoid issues.

But don't let that get in the way of your bitterness.

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Originally Posted by RWE
That church also advocates abstinence until marriage, assuming you vet your spouse to avoid issues.

But don't let that get in the way of your bitterness.


A marriage certificate confers no immunity to the Zika virus.


You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.

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Originally Posted by conrad101st
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/03/healt...ockedrail_bottommedium&iref=obinsite

The scientists and public health officials say don't have babies or they could be retarded cretins, but the church says no, hump away and have little retards that will be abandoned - probably to fill catholic orphanages.

Just like condoms prevent HIV in Uganda, but again, the church says hump away without a care in the world.

Don't have to guess what their position would be in if the ultrasound came back showing a little cretin baby. "It's god's will." Whatever.
So your dilemma is to wrap it up or go against the teachings of the church? Ever think that the spread of AIDS in Africa was because of the custom of taking your brothers wife after he died of AIDS or screwing animals to begin with? Rant off go on with your Catholic bashing

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All the Catholic girls I dated in scool loved humping in the backseat of my Chevy Malibu.

Even better when we could use their mom's station wagon!

But every one of them was very strict.
"No condom allowed! That's a SIN!"



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Originally Posted by conrad101st
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/03/healt...ockedrail_bottommedium&iref=obinsite

The scientists and public health officials say don't have babies or they could be retarded cretins, but the church says no, hump away and have little retards that will be abandoned - probably to fill catholic orphanages.

Just like condoms prevent HIV in Uganda, but again, the church says hump away without a care in the world.

Don't have to guess what their position would be in if the ultrasound came back showing a little cretin baby. "It's god's will." Whatever.


Wow. Angry and on the internet






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Originally Posted by Archerhunter
All the Catholic girls I dated in scool loved humping in the backseat of my Chevy Malibu.

Even better when we could use their mom's station wagon!

But every one of them was very strict.
"No condom allowed! That's a SIN!"



I once got a hummer in the back of a pontiac 6000 (think chevy cavalier)...while her mom was driving.......

we split up because of a sexual problem.....she was having much more sex than I was......

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Originally Posted by Archerhunter
All the Catholic girls I dated in scool loved humping in the backseat of my Chevy Malibu.

Even better when we could use their mom's station wagon!

But every one of them was very strict.
"No condom allowed! That's a SIN!"



So do you have a string of unaccounted for kids or were you "back stabbing" them?

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The Honeybadger has nothing on ma nature when it comes to not giving a single fugg.

Godspeed to the poor kids afflicted.


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Originally Posted by conrad101st
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/03/healt...ockedrail_bottommedium&iref=obinsite

The scientists and public health officials say don't have babies or they could be retarded cretins, but the church says no, hump away and have little retards that will be abandoned - probably to fill catholic orphanages.

Just like condoms prevent HIV in Uganda, but again, the church says hump away without a care in the world.

Don't have to guess what their position would be in if the ultrasound came back showing a little cretin baby. "It's god's will." Whatever.


The Catholic Church never said what you state in your post. In fact they haven't addressed these Zika virus recommendations at all. Try reading your quoted article next time, before you spout off incorrect garbage. -tnscouter

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Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
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That church also advocates abstinence until marriage, assuming you vet your spouse to avoid issues.

But don't let that get in the way of your bitterness.


A marriage certificate confers no immunity to the Zika virus.


Seriously? That's your argument?

Let's just assume that you knew your fiance long enough to determine if they were infected, or they weren't [bleep] around daily with infected folks before you went hip deep....

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Originally Posted by mathman
Originally Posted by Archerhunter
All the Catholic girls I dated in scool loved humping in the backseat of my Chevy Malibu.

Even better when we could use their mom's station wagon!

But every one of them was very strict.
"No condom allowed! That's a SIN!"



So do you have a string of unaccounted for kids or were you "back stabbing" them?

No and no.
Rhythm method.

I was making a joke. Only had 1 Catholic girlfriend back then.

Did fonally marry a Catholic girl though. Had my first kid at 43 and second 3 years later.
They're both in grade school.



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Originally Posted by BMT
Originally Posted by conrad101st
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/03/healt...ockedrail_bottommedium&iref=obinsite

The scientists and public health officials say don't have babies or they could be retarded cretins, but the church says no, hump away and have little retards that will be abandoned - probably to fill catholic orphanages.

Just like condoms prevent HIV in Uganda, but again, the church says hump away without a care in the world.

Don't have to guess what their position would be in if the ultrasound came back showing a little cretin baby. "It's god's will." Whatever.


Wow. Angry and on the internet




Yeah, never saw that before... grin

But putting aside the evident anti-Catholic prejudice/bitterness of the OP, this post from tnscouter is more to the point:

Originally Posted by tnscouter
The Catholic Church never said what you state in your post. In fact they haven't addressed these Zika virus recommendations at all. Try reading your quoted article next time, before you spout off incorrect garbage. -tnscouter


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Laughing.

Too stupid to realize his article contradicts his own post.

Looks like one of them lil' cretin retards has already been born.

lmao

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Some are born, John, and some are made.

The old adage "dropped on their head."



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Read Rulers of Evil by F. Tupper Saussy. You'll be willing to shoot a Jesuit just as fast as Muzz and for the same reasons.


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Originally Posted by stevelyn
Read Rulers of Evil by F. Tupper Saussy. You'll be willing to shoot a Jesuit just as fast as Muzz and for the same reasons.


oh yeah, all those Jesuit suicide bombers and those beheadings on YouTube. laughing at the stupidity.


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Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Originally Posted by stevelyn
Read Rulers of Evil by F. Tupper Saussy. You'll be willing to shoot a Jesuit just as fast as Muzz and for the same reasons.


oh yeah, all those Jesuit suicide bombers and those beheadings on YouTube. laughing at the stupidity.


+1 for Mannlicher.



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