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Tex, what kind of computer parts do you want to fool with. I just rented a storage garage to get some of my old stock out of the office. All new, but pretty outdated, motherboards, AMD K6-2 500 processors, cases, speakers, memory, and the likes, thank there's even a couple of new Epson 440 printers in there. Also have Window's 98, Window's NT-4, and Office 98 Business Edition. I've got some Windows 98, and Windows 2000 Professional Resource kits, if you would like to get into some serious tweaking. I've got a couple of computer drafting programs, with lots of books and manuals. That can really eat up some time trying to learn. If you have some interested kid who needs a computer, or. Just let me know what you need.<P>Phil<P>Send me, an E-mail with an address, or hell just a phone number, and I'll call.<P>cat1674concentric.net

A slight joke to cheer you up Tex. If anyone thinks this is to fowl mouthed for Tex's virgin ears, or improper. Just let me know and I'll delete it.<P>Phil<P>_________________________________________________________________________<P>Company Memo<P>As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of our younger people, who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, is deemed necessary, and will be placed into effect immediately.<P>This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management. This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate.<P>If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump-sum Assistance Payment) unless he/she already has AIDS (Additional Income from Dependents or Spouse). As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.<P>Management wishes to assure the younger employee's who remain on board, that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our Special High Intensity Training (****) program. We take pride in the amount of **** our employees receive. We have given our employees more **** than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough **** on the job, see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the **** you can stand.<P>And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us. And through our continued corroboration and high ended programs. We hope to share a great and prosperous future.<P>The Management,<P>_______________________________________________________________<P>E-mailed to me by my Brother-in-Law, while I slightly cleaned up, and edited for this site.<P>Phil [img]images/icons/laugh.gif" border="0[/img]

Grey I just meant I would fix or build computers for others while I was bored. This is what I do for a living when I work (grin) so I have a ton of software and stuff also. I can build anything with windows or unix, networking, intranets etc... But if someone was broke and needed a upgrade this is the best deal you will ever get. It's free. Just pay for parts and shipping depending on what you want.<P>I gotta go lay down again. Legs killing me tonight.<P>Tex

How's it going Tex? Email me when you get bored. Mike.