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I have heard that since you have been around for a long time, and your knowledge of things is exceptional and ever expanding. I put this question/scenario to you............

I was taught, be it a long time ago, to put one in the front and one in the back hole and to caress either until she explodes from either hole.

My son is coming of age and I would like to teach him proper technique. Now some only allow you to put one finger in while others allow two. I have heard of some boys double dipping with one finger, putting it in the front hole, then slipping it into the rear hole, or vice versa, depending on how far she is willing to go.

Now, he has experience with one hole only, and he does great at it. I have seen him do it, but with a new girl he has acquired, she is a two holer and I cant change that.

So what say you, one in the pink and one in the stink or double dip with one finger? Inquiring minds want to know.






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wtf?


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Originally Posted by Rooster7
wtf?


It's an off the wall question of what is the proper way to shoot a double trigger shotgun. laugh Some will get it, some won't, apparently.


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No, it is not. No holes around double trigger shotgun triggers.

Your analogy stinks.


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Originally Posted by RoadRunner65
Originally Posted by Rooster7
wtf?


It's an off the wall question of what is the proper way to shoot a double trigger shotgun. laugh Some will get it, some won't, apparently.


I got it until this sentence:

"So what say you, one in the pink and one in the stink or double dip with one finger? Inquiring minds want to know."

Then I was like, this is one sick puppy! lol


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I use both my index and middle finger. Sometimes I yank both fingers at once for twice the explosion.

Win/win.



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Originally Posted by Ready
No, it is not. No holes around double trigger shotgun triggers.

Your analogy stinks.


Only the rear trigger stinks.

The front trigger normally has a fish smell, but I wouldn't say it stinks. Maybe on some, but not all.



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Would it be inappropriate to suggest that.....

depending on how you mount it....it could be a SxS or an O/U?!?!?

Again, inquiring minds.....


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Originally Posted by muffin
Would it be inappropriate to suggest that.....

depending on how you mount it....it could be a SxS or an O/U?!?!?

Again, inquiring minds.....


He has both. An O/U with single and a SxS with twin.


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Originally Posted by RoadRunner65
I have heard that since you have been around for a long time, and your knowledge of things is exceptional and ever expanding. I put this question/scenario to you............

I was taught, be it a long time ago, to put one in the front and one in the back hole and to caress either until she explodes from either hole.

My son is coming of age and I would like to teach him proper technique. Now some only allow you to put one finger in while others allow two. I have heard of some boys double dipping with one finger, putting it in the front hole, then slipping it into the rear hole, or vice versa, depending on how far she is willing to go.

Now, he has experience with one hole only, and he does great at it. I have seen him do it, but with a new girl he has acquired, she is a two holer and I cant change that.

So what say you, one in the pink and one in the stink or double dip with one finger? Inquiring minds want to know.






That depends on what make of shotgun she is, English would be pretty staid and would require a deft sure hand, Italian would be a bit racy and would most probably respond to all shorts of things, and take your breath away...and with few exceptions an American model would just as likely blow your ears out leaving you sweating and blind whilst relieving you of your wallet.

Best to leave the crass flashy new world stuff and stick with the old and true.

Teach the lad this, it will save him a lot of tears.


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Originally Posted by T_Inman
I use both my index and middle finger. Sometimes I yank both fingers at once for twice the explosion.

Win/win.


Ive had that happen to me, not fun when not expecting it. I dont want him to get hurt while experimenting. Am thinking just slide back and forth, they like that.


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