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Campfire Outfitter
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That bitch would be down the road.
Not before I did that to her tampons..
Speak softly and use a big bore... Where's El Cid when we need him...
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Campfire Regular
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We are living amongst a confederacy of dunces...
Thank a (union) teacher.
National Rifle Association - Patron Member National Muzzleloading Rifle Association - Life Member and 1 of 1000 Illinois State Rifle Association - Life Member Carlinville Rifle & Pistol Club ~ Molɔ̀ːn Labé ~
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The sad part is - my stuff is dead f'n serious.
If I even mention "chemtrail" or 'Monsanto" my day is f'd.
He'll be on a tirade the rest of the day.
He will not take a donut or biscuit if someone else brings one in for everyone because he didn't witness it prepared with his own eyes.
He missed out on my wife's chocolate baklava at Christmas, for that very reason.
And I got to tell you - that stuff is almost as good as sex.
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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The sad part is - my stuff is dead f'n serious.
If I even mention "chemtrail" or 'Monsanto" my day is f'd.
He'll be on a tirade the rest of the day.
He will not take a donut or biscuit if someone else brings one in for everyone because he didn't witness it prepared with his own eyes.
He missed out on my wife's chocolate baklava at Christmas, for that very reason.
And I got to tell you - that stuff is almost as good as sex.
What's his expected date on the arrival of Nibiru.?
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Campfire Ranger
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Has moonbat bred? Have plans to breed? You might should go ahead and start kicking him in nuts[regular] for good measure.
FJB & FJT
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He is rabid a-religious, but will quote ANY current event a prophecy in Revelations and being an impending sign of the end times. Nibiru. I'll give it a lat and long to aim for...
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Campfire Ranger
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It could happen,... and tearing off the first few layers may not always be the solution, either.
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VIDEO
Hah! That was hilarious.
RWE- I'd help that fella find a new place to spend his time. Crazy fuggers just ain't worth the entertainment they provide.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Coworker says Orlando was ruse. Says people walking by didn't see any blood splatter like their "should be" there fore, it was a staged event, just like Paris. But also says that there was a firefight between cops and 6 or 7 other people, not just one.
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Campfire Ranger
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What are his "sources" of information? Find that link and you could probably keep the Campfire busy for a week or two..
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Campfire Ranger
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facebook is run by the CIA.
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Campfire Ranger
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facebook is run by the CIA.
Twitter?
NSA??
FJB & FJT
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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You should print out the meme of the different tragedies that purport to show the same woman crying in each one and say you know her real name
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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You should print out the meme of the different tragedies that purport to show the same woman crying in each one and say you know her real name
you mean Kim?
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Campfire Ranger
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The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Campfire Outfitter
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It could happen,... and tearing off the first few layers may not always be the solution, either.
......
VIDEO
Typical woman. Even put the roll on backwards. That would have been my first clue then the fact it wasn't white along with not being near enough. I would have grabbed a new roll from the cabinet before I ever squared up to do my business.
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Campfire Ranger
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BS, Her fingers are way to long
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Campfire Tracker
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You should print out the meme of the different tragedies that purport to show the same woman crying in each one and say you know her real name
you mean Kim?
Tell him you saw her outside your office
One shot, one kill........ It saves a lot of ammo!
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