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Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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The "Mother's Curse" coming to fruition - "I hope your kids turn out just like you" 
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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The "Mother's Curse" coming to fruition - "I hope your kids turn out just like you" My mother wished that on me. Didn't work. Seems to skip a generation...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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You may be right - my daughter is always claiming her kids are just like me. Why aren't they just like "The Warden" ? I guess she doesn't remember the stunts she pulled when younger.
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Grandparents always love 'em more than they do their own kids. My kids were bad, my grandkids are a riot.
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When my son was 2 or 3 we were all sitting around watching a movie. He was on my lap and he reached up and stuck his finger right in my eye. It took a lot of effort not to start swearing a bunch.
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The "Mother's Curse" coming to fruition - "I hope your kids turn out just like you" My mother wished that on me. Didn't work. Seems to skip a generation... You may be right - my daughter is always claiming her kids are just like me. Why aren't they just like "The Warden" ? I guess she doesn't remember the stunts she pulled when younger. Naw it works, My boy was a handful and he's got a girl that is a big handful. I bet your mothers just rescinded the curse.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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So I was trying to get My 4 year old to take off his snow pants I said "Buddy what if you need to go
potty". He looks at me and says, "Daddy, I just whip it out".
All I could do was laugh I have twins. One girl and one boy. They're 10 now (somehow 10 year have got behind me), but when my son was just a few years old it was my fatherly pleasure to teach him the joys of peeing outdoors and since we have plenty of privacy where we live, he had free rein to do so. Unfortunately, he wasn't very discreet about it and his sister witnessed him watering the great outdoors. Figuring if it's good for the gander it ought to be fine for the goose, she followed suit. We were able to break her of it after a couple months, but it was an interesting summer having to be so watchful.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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I was working in the garage putting together some 2X4s for a wood rack with my 2 yo watching me when, whack, I landed one right on my thumb. Well SCHIIIIIIIIIIT! escaped my lips before I had a chance to close them. As I walked out of garage with my throbbing thumb I could hear my son trying to say thiiiit, thiiiit, thiiiit, trying to get it right. Mama was pleased...uh huh. 
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A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Yep....Had me 2 of them 4-year old boys. Ain't got a clue how I survived. They are 22 and 20 now....My right eye has finally stopped twitching and I believe the left nut is again descending. The right one is still hiding....preparing for the grandkids I figure 
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