Customer in an ice cream shop: I'll have a chocolate cone. Owner: Sorry, we're all out of chocolate. C: Well then, how about a chocolate malt? O: No, we're out of chocolate, not just chocolate ice cream. C: How about a Blizzard with chocolate pieces? O: We are out of chocolate of all kinds. C: Maybe a dish of ice cream with chocolate sprinkles? O: Can you spell the rasp in raspberry? C: Sure - r-a-s-p O: Can you spell the straw in strawberry? C: Of course - s-t-r-a-w O: Can you spell the f#$k in chocolate? C: There's no f#$k in chocolate! O: That's what I've been trying to tell you all along!
(It's better spoken.)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
Customer in an ice cream shop: I'll have a chocolate cone. Owner: Sorry, we're all out of chocolate. C: Well then, how about a chocolate malt? O: No, we're out of chocolate, not just chocolate ice cream. C: How about a Blizzard with chocolate pieces? O: We are out of chocolate of all kinds. C: Maybe a dish of ice cream with chocolate sprinkles? O: Can you spell the rasp in raspberry? C: Sure - r-a-s-p O: Can you spell the straw in strawberry? C: Of course - s-t-r-a-w O: Can you spell the f#$k in chocolate? C: There's no f#$k in chocolate! O: That's what I've been trying to tell you all along!
(It's better spoken.)
How about hot fudge?
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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