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No tombstone, Ashes go under...... any wheel that is slippin.
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"I told you I was sick". Actually I want to be spread at this little point that over looks the headwaters of Owens River in the Eastern Sierras.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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"Here lays a man" would suffice.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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I've left specific instructions that my body be used by first-year medical students for obscene practical jokes. I want the remainder mulched into large recognizable chips.
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Had an uncle who said he wanted to be cremated and have his ashes made into bars of soap so his girlfriends could rub him all over their bodies. My cousins thought better of the idea.
Last edited by Razz; 09/23/16.
There's 2 dates they carve on your tombstone. Everyone knows what they mean. What's more important is time that is known as the little dash inbetween.
Razz
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No, I didn't!!! Biggest prick in the East!!
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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My ashes will be scattered on the back side of Pikes Peak.
Jim
"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson
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A lot of tombstones should have the number of hours spent watching T&V.
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Told my sons to fire my ashes out of one of the brass cannons on Little Round Top.
What fresh Hell is this?
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Come on down...
An old family friend had this one made and placed at the entrance to his bay house just before he died.
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AMF No liberals allowed where I am
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Nothing, Wifey says I'm going in a new sealed spit-tun up on the fireplace mantle.
Trump Won!
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Kinda on the same subject.
I knew a welder years ago, and on the back of his business card, was printed...
"When I die, take my hide and make it into a woman's saddle... So I can be between the two things I loved most in life".
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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I heard there was a tombstone somewhere in the West that read:
Here lies the body of Lester Moore Shot 4(?) times with a 44 No less, no more.
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_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Ashes mixed in the alum water at the bunny ranch.
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"I TOLD y'all I was sick!!"
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I guess it's not so much as what it will say as what I don't want it to say. In reality I will not have a marker, we intend to be tossed off the back of a boat in Alaska while our kids enjoy a cruise.....
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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I want to be scattered on deer lease.
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