A young priest on vacation and camping in the mountains ran into some terrible weather. After the storm blew thru, he was left tentless, and he himself was worn and tattered, so decided to head home early. With much of his gear missing and becoming worried, he looked up and saw a large grizzly bear staring at him. He looked to the sky and said, "Oh Lord, I hope this is a Christian bear, please let him be a fellow Christian." Then, he layed down, played dead, and continued to pray as the bear stood over him, "Oh Lord, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/help.gif" alt="" /> please let him be a fellow Christian. Just then, the bear sat back, folded his paws, bowed his head and said: "Dear Lord, I thank you for this meal you have placed before me." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />