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Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
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Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it.
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Makes a lot of sense to me, Jed! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it.
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Didn't see this until after I posted the same thing. Sorry!
deleted the dup.
Last edited by ironbender; 12/22/06.
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When it comes to choosing friends....I'm at an age where I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
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Didn't see this until after I posted the same thing. Sorry!
deleted the dup. Wheeew, boy am I glad to hear that! When I clicked on your original post header (something like - "UFO: recently declassified info.")nothing was there, then the original post was completely gone. Starting to wonder if N.S.A. was snooping here again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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didn't see that one coming good laugh
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So was my sister.. I wonder sometimes
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Well, those dates aren't quite right, at least for a couple of those folks. Bill Clinton was born in 1946, before the incident in question. HOWEVER, Hillary was born in October 1947, and sheep have a gestation period of a little over half as long as the human gestation period (roughly five months vs. nine months). When you factor in that the alien DNA would probably speed the hybrid beast's development in the womb, the timing between July and October 1947 would be about right for Hillary's birth. Just wanted to clear those couple issues up a little.
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Answers the question about aliens being evil or not....
Al
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Wat dat? G=Great M=Minds T=Think A=Alike
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Now we gotta find a space ship and send them back home.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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That was VERY good! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Those aliens just thought they got lucky !!!
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So are they hybrids or inbreds?
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