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Hotter than 2 rats fu*kin in a wool sock.
Hotter than a fresh fu*ked fox in a forest fire.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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West Texas : don't shoot the piano player he's doing the best he can.
East Texas : don't shoot the bartender he's doing the best he can.
add your favorite slang.
P. "fixin'"
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Shines like a Ni$$ers heel in a mud pudddle...
If wishes were fishes..you'd have somethin' to fry
Sweatin' like a Ni$$er doing Chinese 'rithmatic
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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He couldn't pour pis^s from a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
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"Happy as a puppy with two peeters!"
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Colder than a witch's tit on a well diggers a$$.
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Campfire Member
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Grinnin' like a jackass eating sawbriars.
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Campfire Regular
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Ain't had this much fun since the hogs ate my uncle.
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Haven't read them all but one of my favorites is referring to a guy thats basically a braggart or otherwise full of hot air:
"That Guy could blow up an onion sack"
My grandfather would comment on sloppy or shoddy works
"That looks worse than a fat lady with her bloomers showing".
When you heard that you knew you were going to have to start over and clean it up.
Trey S I like yours, made me chuckle.
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Uglier than a pimple on a whore's azz.
You'll came back now, ya heeear (gotta drag it out).
Pay no mind (to)
How nice, how nice.....
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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How many of you can decipher this phrase.
"Jeet?"
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He ain't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Did you eat?
As in "jeet yet?"
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How many of you can decipher this phrase.
"Jeet?" fixin' to!
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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That mud would bog a buzzard's shadow.
Slick as a waxed snake on a marble floor.
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Tighter than dick's hatband.
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That would knock a buzzard off a scheit wagon, when you crank deadly swamp gas flatulence.
"Its easier to fool people......Than convince them that they have been fooled." Mark Twain
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Grinin like schitt eatin possum.
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How many of you can decipher this phrase.
"Jeet?" from : https://www.google.com/#q=jeet+definition The Meaning of JEET. JEET means "Did you eat?" ... What does JEET mean? JEET is an acronym, abbreviation or slang word that is explained above where the JEET definition is given.
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She is so ugly, she would make a freight train take a dirt road.
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