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Tighter than a nuns ass.
Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.
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Hotter than a half Fckd fox in a forrest fire.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Slicker than a minner's dick Stiffer than a honeymoon pecker, "my personal contribution to the world". Nervous as a queen eating a hotdog Looks like hammered [bleep] Smells like a bag of ass
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Chitt through a screen door at 50 yards. Would have followed her 5 miles to smell her farts, now I wouldn't cross the street to say hello.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Posts: 4,896
Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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That boy can screw up the moving parts in an anvil!
Some mornings, it just does not feel worth it to chew through the straps!~
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Cut off/cut on the light.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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girl's so ugly she couldn't hem up a hog if you put it in a ditch
so broke, if steam powered paddle wheel riverboats were two for a nickle, I couldn't afford to run down the riverbank hollerin thats a good deal
directly- "when you gonna carry me to the store? derreckly"
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Posts: 10,000
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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How many of you can decipher this phrase.
"Jeet?" Jeet jet? Nope, djou? Nope, essko. I could read every bit of that easily. Felt like home.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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where's it at? right yonder
hungry enough to eat the azz out of a wooden hobby horse with it runnin fitty mile an hour
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Feb 2001
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He is a brick shy of a load.
Waterproof as a frogs azzhole.
Tighter than the A string on a guitar.
He can pinch a penny and make ol Abe holler.
Shiny as a new penny.
Smooth as a baby's butt.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Heck, we so poor we can't afford to pay attention.
Poor lad can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Lights are on but nobody's home.
Stairs don't go all the way to the attic.
All hat and no cattle.
Hungry enough to eat the south end of a northbound skunk.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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So poor he has to jack the dog off to feed the cat.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2011
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Pissin up a rope.
Loadin' coal in a cotton wagon.
It was like herdin' cats.
Like pushin' string through a pipe.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2003
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"I was so broke a dime looked like a wagon wheel."
"That makes about as much sense as using a table cloth for a parachute."
That ol' boy is so incompetent he'd screw up a one cow cattle drive."
L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
Joined: Dec 2007
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Weak as cat piss
You don't know good sh*t from apple butter
Don't trust that boy-he's as crooked as a bucket of guts
Sh*t fire and save matches
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Campfire Outfitter
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Nervous as a whore in church.
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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It's coming a turd floater
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Tick tight
Like a fart in a skillet
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