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Tighter than a nuns ass.

Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.


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Hotter than a half Fckd fox in a forrest fire.

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Slicker than a minner's dick
Stiffer than a honeymoon pecker, "my personal contribution to the world".
Nervous as a queen eating a hotdog
Looks like hammered [bleep]
Smells like a bag of ass



Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.

You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Chitt through a screen door at 50 yards.
Would have followed her 5 miles to smell her farts, now I wouldn't cross the street to say hello.


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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That boy can screw up the moving parts in an anvil!



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Cut off/cut on the light.

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girl's so ugly she couldn't hem up a hog if you put it in a ditch

so broke, if steam powered paddle wheel riverboats were two for a nickle, I couldn't afford to run down the riverbank hollerin thats a good deal

directly- "when you gonna carry me to the store? derreckly"

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Originally Posted by NDsnowman
Originally Posted by Longbob
How many of you can decipher this phrase.

"Jeet?"


Jeet jet?

Nope, djou?

Nope, essko.


I could read every bit of that easily. Felt like home.

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where's it at? right yonder

hungry enough to eat the azz out of a wooden hobby horse with it runnin fitty mile an hour

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I doctored it up.

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He is a brick shy of a load.

Waterproof as a frogs azzhole.

Tighter than the A string on a guitar.

He can pinch a penny and make ol Abe holler.

Shiny as a new penny.

Smooth as a baby's butt.


George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

Old cat turd!

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I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me


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Heck, we so poor we can't afford to pay attention.

Poor lad can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Lights are on but nobody's home.

Stairs don't go all the way to the attic.

All hat and no cattle.

Hungry enough to eat the south end of a northbound skunk.


George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

Old cat turd!

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So poor he has to jack the dog off to feed the cat.


Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.

You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Pissin up a rope.

Loadin' coal in a cotton wagon.

It was like herdin' cats.

Like pushin' string through a pipe.





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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack

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"I was so broke a dime looked like a wagon wheel."

"That makes about as much sense as using a table cloth for a parachute."

That ol' boy is so incompetent he'd screw up a one cow cattle drive."


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"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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Weak as cat piss

You don't know good sh*t from apple butter

Don't trust that boy-he's as crooked as a bucket of guts

Sh*t fire and save matches

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Nervous as a whore in church.





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I'll be your huckleberry

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It's coming a turd floater

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Tick tight

Like a fart in a skillet

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