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He'd rather shove butter up a bobcats ass with a knitting needle than mess with me!
Overheard while listening to one guy tell another he was gonna whup his ass: "Well, you're gonna have ta do it before you can talk about it"
Going elk hunting makes me happy as a puppy with two peters. Sometimes I'm happy as a dead pig in the sun.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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My buddy born in the Mississippi Delta "I'm fu**ing this cat, you just hold the paws." Often shorten to "I'm fu**ing this cat."
Means I want your help, not your opinion. Born and raised in Mississippi, I know too many of these to begin writing down.
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Was helping a friend of mine repair a wagon he used in movie scenes. One wheel was wobbly. As we jacked up that wheel, the spindle broke and he just stared at it a second then said... "Well, dip me in dog schidt, and roll me in sugar!"  Pretty much captured the feeling of the event! 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence! Eat peanuts out of a hot sauce bottle. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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MR ducks
MR not
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LIB MR ducks
My mother wrote this on a chalk board in the school cafeteria and offered a free ice cream if any of the kids could read it correctly.
Nobody won...
MR snakes MR not OSAR CM EDBDI's LIB MR snakes
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Wakie Wakie Hands off snakie
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MR ducks
MR not
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LIB MR ducks
My mother wrote this on a chalk board in the school cafeteria and offered a free ice cream if any of the kids could read it correctly.
Nobody won...
MR snakes MR not OSAR CM EDBDI's LIB MR snakes Ha!!!!
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He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
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A woman thinks it takes two to keep a secret
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Rougher than a cob
He don't know $hit from Shinola
He's et up with it
Broke out with the dumba$$
Serious as a heart attack
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
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A woman thinks it takes two to keep a secret This! "You shoulda been here tomorrow" sounds like something Yogi Bera would say.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Cut off your nose to spite your face
Quit cheer bitchin!
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She makes my D!(K so hard it'd dull a GINSU......
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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A handsome husband is trouble.
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He got hit with an ugly stick
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Said:
Y'all come back, hear?
Heard:
Y'all come back here
I'm drawing your tub. (filling bathtub)
When in agreement.....'chit I reckon'
Something goes wrong....'well dog bite my pecker'
Can I get some sugar? (kiss)
The word 'ornt', like you ornt do that. (deep East Texas)
All American
All the time
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A smart man realizes how little he knows.
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You are from the south if you know the correct 'order' of things, smallest to largest....... A bunch A few or couple A chittload A ton A heap A mess HINT: a couple of them mean the same thing the list can change depending on if you're talking 'bout greens or hogs 
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"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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It got so hard, the cat couldn't scratch it! 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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