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Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently #11531006 10/26/16
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OP Bugger Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2014 Posts: 10,539 Likes: 17 NE South Dakota	After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea. After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators". I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot." I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally

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StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,896 Likes: 1 The RED part of MD	"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

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USMCSS Campfire Member U Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 120 north Carolina	Haha how can they prove its solicitation of a prostitute? I gave the whooor the money in a birthday card.

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hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 152,640 Likes: 52 Texas	I pee a lot too.

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