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The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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That's a beautiful snake!
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
Isak Dinesen
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I bet a few of our Texans have seen them.  ![[Linked Image]](https://s6.postimg.org/9acmhwoep/The-_Bluebonnet-_Ratlesnake-660x390.jpg)
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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He'd make a dandy hatband 
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
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I have lived in the Hill Country since 2009 and have never seen a snake on my rural property. A handful of months ago my wife mowed a Coral snake on the front yard then saw another larger one, maybe a month ago, whilst walking the dog.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ivan, You're getting all warmed up for the first! 
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Ranger
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That'll make you think twice about frolicking in the flowers.
Any more or less venomous?
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Just finished the article....SOB!
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Bluebonnet, wasn't that Robert Duvall (Boss) name in the movie Open Range?
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He'd make a dandy hatband A fine use for any rattler.
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Ivan, You're getting all warmed up for the first! Indeed.
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He'd make a dandy hatband A fine use for any rattler. So is a [bleep] grease spot on the road. A few years back some radio clowns in Kansas City put a fake snake out on the road. People ran over it. They'd stop and run over it multiple times. Some would spin out on it. They finally had to stop when some country boy got out of his truck with his gun and was gonna shoot it.
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We had a fellow from work that killed a deadly snake on his property and brought it work,
he then threw the thing onto the middle of the meal room table between the lads head down playing cards at morning break.
im not sure if fast is enough word to describe their movements.
-Bulletproof and Waterproof don't mean Idiotproof.
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You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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My dog is a member of the "Turd Like Clan"
Covert Trail Cameras are JUNK
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Someone's photo editing skills are pretty good.
There are 2 rules to success:
1. Never tell everything that you know.
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it'll be another week before those come outta their dens. then they mate, and hole up for another year!
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Kilt a whole bunch of these on the place in the past 40 years! Kilt this one with one of my flip flops! ![[Linked Image]](http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r174/lt13demi/100_1019.jpg) Only a couple of copperheads and old son kilt a big rattler headed for the barn.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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