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Met a guy who fell out of an airplane, landed in a silage pit, was dug out with a backhoe and lived.
Met an old basque who was hung for running sheep instead of cattle,and lived.
Met a guy who was attacked by a brown bear, killed it with a knife and lived.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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We backed off much further on the remaining blasts.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
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What was they guys name that killed the bear with a knife? I think I know of whom you speak.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
--------------------------------------------------------- ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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WOW!, I wish I'da asked the question.
Guilty I am of not reading all the posts, but, has Rick Bin been on to say he started the 24hourcampfire?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I've stopped a human heart about 3500 times.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Sam, as a "cowboy", I'll think you have found yourself in more than a few tight spots?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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My wife was on a flight like that. As the cabin filled up with smoke and people began to get excited she tried to calm them by saying, "I thought this was a 'no smoking' flight. She told me it had a momentary calming effect. One of the strangest experiences for me is, "I think you will be happier in another fellowship," the pastor said.
"Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation." Everyday Hunter
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Thanks to WyColoCowboy for a must-read thread. Who'da known that the people here have had some remarkable experiences.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Sam, as a "cowboy", I'll think you have found yourself in more than a few tight spots? The problem with that, is that most people don't realize that their "tight spots" are interesting at all. It's just what they do and who they are.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Sam, as a "cowboy", I'll think you have found yourself in more than a few tight spots? Richard, knock on wood I've never broken a bone. How many people can say that? My dumb ass cousin broke his arm at a Mickey D's 'playland' 30 years ago but to this day I ain't broke chit. Knock on wood again!
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I saw a flying Brahma bull once. Nobody ever believed me.
I had a black bear walk up to my back porch. I did get a picture of him. Why so odd you say? It happened in Mississippi.
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Picked my nose. Plenty of people have picked their own, but I can state categorically thatI'm the only one who's picked mine.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Had dinner with a rocket scientist and his wife.
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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Had dinner with one of the last remaining ex french connection guys...
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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Slapped a cow caribou on the ass while archery hunting on the Haul Road. Had 5 caribou walk within a few of me and this one cow was within 2 feet when she finally figured out I didn't belong there. She ran past me and I swatted her on the ass.
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Shoot Tomahawk missiles and a few experimental weapons in the ballistic missile defense program.
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom." MOLON LABE
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Met Ronald Reagan and got invited to his inauguration.
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom." MOLON LABE
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