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Got to save over 27 human lives (directly and single handedly) over the course of my 29 year law enforcement career.
Hold into the wind
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And humble. Don't think you could have made 27 saves without putting yourself on the line a few times, didn't mention it. Thanks for your service Sir.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
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Dumped live munitions in the Gulf from a tug with USAF markings..That's my story and I'm stickin to it..
You better be afraid of a ghost!!
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What is something you've done or experienced that very few people have done?
Piloted B206 jetranger nosed over at max. knots, alt. one yard above a remote wilderness beach. sure its been done before, but rarely if ever in the extreme remote area we was in. another is putting one skid of H500E on a high cliff ledge and noting the drop through the glass below the pedals. Some of the best experiences are just situational and don't involve drama or aerobatics.
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Didn't know self surgery was noteworthy.  Done the same thing with my ingrown toenails twice. It really isn't a big deal and beats the hell out of letting them go.
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I was fishing a tournament with a guy back in the 90s. He caught a largemouth that had red eyes, black spots on it, black upper lip and a broke back. After weigh in we released it approximately 8 miles from where he caught it. Three days later I caught the same fish 3 miles from the release sight in the direction of the place he caught it. What are the odds?
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Did it weigh more or less the second time?
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Got to save over 27 human lives (directly and single handedly) over the course of my 29 year law enforcement career.
VarmintGuy
Probably the best post here. Got my respect and admiration, VarmintGuy, along with everyone else here, I'm sure. Yep.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Whooped some big guys and out fought several at once. I'm the honey badger and I don't give a chit. 😉 The last fight I got into in HS was 2 on 12. We had 9 of them laid out and the last 3 ran away. But those first 9 girls sure could take a punch. Its more better when a woman does it. Try it. You'll like it.  Im not sure about you Texans, but everywhere else we like our women without balls. tzone with the body slam! Yeah, I did a penis helicopter after that one.
Camp is where you make it.
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I cut my ingrown toenails on my big toes out.... poured rubbing alcohol over them. Scrubbed with iodine wipes. Took a utility knife blade about 3/32 from the edge, cut to the pulp from tip to cuticle. Used the blade to lightly separate the exposed nail from the pulp. The used a pair of needlenose vise grip pliers and slowly but forcefully pulled out the ingrown nails... the nail had actually cupped under and there were little tentacle shaped roots that came out as well. I let them bleed for about five minutes. Then packed them with triple antibiotic soaked gauze... wrapped them with me gauze and ace bandage. Haven't had a problem since... You be de man. I had one in college and a best bud with a weak stomach. I had my high school shop class metal shop hammer with the wedge shaped end on one side. He was overjoyed when i had him lay that wedge across the base of the nail and whack the other and up end with the heel of a shoe. He hit a little too hard in his exuberance and busted completely through to the quick. Blood started squirting a foot or two onto him and he started retching up lunch. Man, it felt so good.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Married a lady 52 years ago that was born the same month, day & year that I was. She is two hours older than me. Seems to cause confusion on insurance paperwork. GW Yes were from Missouri and not cousins!  You ever call her "old lady"?  Not that brave, but often tell others that I married an older woman. That's risky enough. GW
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. MACHIAVELLI
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Whooped some big guys and out fought several at once. I'm the honey badger and I don't give a chit. 😉 The last fight I got into in HS was 2 on 12. We had 9 of them laid out and the last 3 ran away. But those first 9 girls sure could take a punch. Its more better when a woman does it. Try it. You'll like it. Im not sure about you Texans, but everywhere else we like our women without balls. tzone with the body slam! Yeah, I did a penis helicopter after that one. Well, ive had a couple and cant quite figure that out, but in Texas, women dont have balls, but thats ok, y'all jes keep on scratchin yer own. Re: women with balls. How could a mans mind ever go there?
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Whooped some big guys and out fought several at once. I'm the honey badger and I don't give a chit. 😉 The last fight I got into in HS was 2 on 12. We had 9 of them laid out and the last 3 ran away. But those first 9 girls sure could take a punch. Its more better when a woman does it. Try it. You'll like it. Im not sure about you Texans, but everywhere else we like our women without balls. tzone with the body slam! Yeah, I did a penis helicopter after that one. Don't know what that means and please don't tell me.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Yeah, I did a penis helicopter after that one.
That's a rare one for a white man.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Yeah, I did a penis helicopter after that one.
Don't know what that means and please don't tell me. I just PMed you a video.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Yeah, I did a penis helicopter after that one.
I believe that is called the helicockter, get my buddy drunk and he will do it every time. His wife doesn't approve.
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The quotes have quotes of quotes.
This thread is about dead
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Naw, it's getting good now.
We got dick jokes.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Know what sound a helicockter makes?
Fapfapfapfapfap.......
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While hunting coues whitetail along the AZ/MX border I couldn't get my truck to start after a week in my wall tent. I pulled both batteries out, hooked them up to a nearby solar panel for a stock tank and let them charge for a few hours. Started my truck and we drove home.
My buddy still call me MacGiver for that one!
On another occasion, I got 15 feral horses with one mag from a Glock 22. Damn I hate feral horses.
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The quotes have quotes of quotes.
This thread is about dead This sounds like sour grapes. Maybe Ironbender will forward you the video. Next time, I'll be sure to loop you in from the beginning.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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