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People from New Jersey and Metro NY without a doubt. No turn signals, no rear view mirrors, no care for anyone else on the road.
And everyone else except me. Is this where the smiley goes?
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed-unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms." James Madison
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Campfire Outfitter
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The worst drivers are those with blue "Handicapped" tags hanging from their mirrors. Too stupid to realize they've got a huge blind spot.
Second worst are the morons who aren't handicapped but instead hang a giant "dreamcatcher" from the mirror. They should trade theirs in for the blue cards.
Up hills slow,
Down hills fast
Tonnage first and
Safety last.
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Campfire Regular
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Frac sand haulers. Produced water haulers a very close second.
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Campfire Member
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Realtors driving Subaru's. Never see them off their cell phones and think their cars can go anywhere.
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The former pirates from the Gulf of Aden and the Red Sea that LSS has so graciously and generously imported for us.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Campfire Ranger
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Gniggers hauling pulpwood. Gniggers hauling logs. Gniggers hauling chickens. Gniggers negotiating stop signs. Gniggers operating turn signals.
A trend here?
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
Thomas Jefferson
GeoW, The "Unwoke" ...Let's go Brandon!
"A Well Regulated Militia" Life Member
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Campfire Ranger
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Welfare momma's in a Cadillac talking on the latest I-phone, eating Kentucky Fried...
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Soccer Moms in Honda Pilots!
Leave the gun, take the canolis.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Old folk in general are pretty bad.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Tracker
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Around here a few guidelines have replaced the Colorado state regs.
- yellow means pedal to the metal.
- never hurts to wait a while after it turns green. It might get a little greener.
- steer the vehicle in the general direction of where you want to go ... much like piloting a boat.
- drive side-by-side with other tractor-trailers whenever possible and for as long as possible thus regulating safe speeds.
- keep one turn signal on at all times to alert other drivers that you are over 50 years of age (I always do).
- regard speed limit signs as 'suggested' speeds.
- sparks from material dragged from commercial and construction vehicles adds to driver awareness.
- help highway crews clear gravel and debris from highway shoulders by driving right of the lane.
- surge ahead of forward vehicles, then quickly move to the right lane and slow down. Leap-frog isn't just for kids.
- in inclement weather drive much faster or much slower than normal.
- slow to 5 mph for at least 2 miles when passing a blinking or flashing light of any kind no matter how far from traffic it may happen to be.
- if you see wildlife speed up.
- yield means that every other vehicle must give you the right-of-way.
- since no one understands the right-of-way at 4-way stops gesture and wave to direct traffic from your drivers seat.
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Campfire Ranger
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Old folk in general are pretty bad. Careful...what do you consider "old"? 
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I pull a lot of trailers and I quit giving a sheit what the azzhole in my mirror is doing. See my post above re: watching mirrors. Saved MY butt! 
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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Up here it's Lower 48ers.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Old folk in general are pretty bad. Careful...what do you consider "old"? You've apparently figured out the innanet. You're good......for now. Lol.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Ranger
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This is the only site I've figured out....so far. 
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Tracker
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How do you know when Asians are moving into your area?
The Mexicans get car insurance!
Quando omni flunkus moritati
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Campfire Ranger
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Soccacellwea......soccermom with a cell phone (and probably on antidepressants too). They have no idea anyone else is on the road. I do wish we had "Like" buttons.
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Up here it's sloooooow southerners. At least do the freaking speed limit!  Oh, and Canadian truck drivers. Trooper killers on the Adirondack Northway.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Local farmers. It seems like after sitting on farm equipment all day they think 40 MPH is fast enoungh for the highway. After going 5-6 mph all day 40 seems like you're flying....grin
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Campfire Oracle
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Gniggers hauling pulpwood. Gniggers hauling logs. Gniggers hauling chickens. Gniggers negotiating stop signs. Gniggers operating turn signals.
A trend here? This^^^. Most should be incarcerated for attempted murder. If they could drive better, they could kill more innocent people.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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