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Campfire Kahuna
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We need some more pitchers of the chicken before we go jumpin to any damn conclusions.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire 'Bwana
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This brings to mind the old cartoon with a chicken and an egg in bed. The chicken is relaxing with a cigarette and the egg is saying, "Of course you came first! You always come first! That's why I never come at all!"
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Ranger
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Anybody interested in some fresh eggs? They all have a dimple in the end!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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27 yr old Transient from Minnesota... came here due to the legalization of dope...
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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Campfire Tracker
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James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
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Campfire Member
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27 yr old Transient from Minnesota... came here due to the legalization of dope... Don't forget the allure of those famous Left Coast free range chickens. A couple hits of Island Sweet Skunk is all it takes to get you and your chicken in the mood for some karmic connection.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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27 yr old Transient from Minnesota... came here due to the legalization of dope... Don't forget the allure of those famous Left Coast free range chickens. A couple hits of Island Sweet Skunk is all it takes to get you and your chicken in the mood for some karmic connection. I'm half tempted to ask for an explanation.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Half? I definitely wanna hear it!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"Island Sweet Skunk" and fowl karmic connections— I gotta know.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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James Clavell in his book "Tai-Pan" had it that silkie chickens in China were originally bred for purposes of having sex with them.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Good Lord! Chickens and skunks. Pretty much 2 of the nastiest animals one could bring together.
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Before even clicking on this thread, I was giving Oregon very good odds.............
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
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Campfire 'Bwana
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James Clavell in his book "Tai-Pan" had it that silkie chickens in China were originally bred for purposes of having sex with them.
And Mendel gets all the credit.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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James Clavell in his book "Tai-Pan" had it that silkie chickens in China were originally bred for purposes of having sex with them.
Pretty sure that's a fast ticket to Hell. But not sure if Buddha has a Hell. Regardless, sex with chickens and skunks sounds pretty close too Hell to me.
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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It's all a matter of perspective.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire 'Bwana
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It could be worse or it could be better. Who knows for sure?
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Speaking of such chicken fuggers in Oregon. This is certainly not the first. It was well known in a neighboring local town that a particular waitress at a particular cafe divorced her husband after coming upon him, hen in hand, pants down to the knees all the while standing at attention!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
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Campfire Greenhorn
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It may smell like fish, but it tastes like chicken.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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It may smell like fish, but it tastes like chicken. Well done - welcome!
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