Washington post: The Preaident pooped himself.
White House: The President would never poop himself.
Trump: I pooped myself on purpose.
Every. Pooping. Day. (Someone else's joke. Edited so as to not offend the sensitive ears/eyes around here).
"What I was saying is if my kin folk 400 years ago had guns, we wouldn�t be having this conversation. I�m in favor of guns and encourage everyone I know to have them because the last time we didn�t have them we were abused.�
Rep.Mitchell.
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