A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Patriots fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Colts fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why in the world are you Colts fan?"
"Because my mom is a Colts fan, and my dad is a Colts fan, so I'm a Colts fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Colts fan. You do not have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad were a moron too, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled,
"I'd be a Patriots fan."
