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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don't even own bikes... BADA BING!
How do we know the earth isn't flat?
If it were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it. And a rimshot!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Good one!  Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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That joke, poor as it is, just warms the cockles of my heart!
Glad you're back!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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The Copper wasn't lying, I saw it too! ![[Linked Image]](http://beesafelocksmith.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/gl1100golden.jpg)
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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So, what did the cop say to that?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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 Good to see you Terry!
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!
The chair is against the wall.
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