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1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
BE AWARE …
THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Stupidity knows no bounds.
μολὼν λαβέ
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Now, Roger - did you make those up? If so, nice job.
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Pretty sure I have had most of those come in where I work.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Absolutely believable....
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Stupidity knows no boundaries.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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There are so many worthless people walking around.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Tom should get his chit together! The cuss -tomer is always right.
Here are two of my Alaska favs:
1. What time do they turn the Northern Lights on?
2. How big does a caribou get before it becomes a moose?
Last edited by las; 07/15/17.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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You just can not please everyone.
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Tom should get his chit together! The cuss -tomer is always right.
Here are two of my Alaska favs:
1. What time do they turn the Northern Lights on?
2. How big does a caribou get before it becomes a moose? I've also heard from cruise boat tourists the following: 1) What is the elevation here (whilst standing on the dock) 2) Wouldn't it be easier if the salmon swam downstream?
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Tom should get his chit together! The cuss -tomer is always right.
Here are two of my Alaska favs:
1. What time do they turn the Northern Lights on?
2. How big does a caribou get before it becomes a moose? Simply amazing
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2) Wouldn't it be easier if the salmon swam downstream?
Yes. That's why the young ones do it.
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Was asked a lot of times back when I was working for people raising minnows, what kind of fish they were when they grew up. " Uh, large minnows." miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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While looking at a spring time field of wildflowers in one of the National parks;
"I would like to meet the master gardener who takes care of these flowers"
Response, looking up to the heavens "God".
MOLON LABE
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the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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"and THEY VOTE"........... That's why this country will someday become a banana republic ruled by a dictator. I just hope it doesn't occur while I'm still around; but we're heading in that direction.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sounds like european's or lieberals. No one else is that stupid.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Sounds like european's or lieberals. No one else is that stupid. May I introduce your Majority Republican Congress.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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