You gotta ask yourself...


Why go anywhere
With Luke Skywalker?.... confused


His grandma gets Kidnapped and abused
by the sandpeople

His step uncle and aunt
Get burned To a crisp

His dads a burned up
Mechanical, serial strangler and traitor
To the Jedi

Mom dies giving birth

His mentor
Gets sawed In half

He gets His peer freezed up
In da carbonite, cause hes late

All his friends abandon him in the desert

He quits his training.

then his 900 year old teacher,
Who was just fine til he came along, dies

Nearly gets eaten by The snow yeti

Cant fly for chit;
Crashes his snow speeder And x-wing,
Both total losses

And he cant sword fight
Cause he gits his hand
Sawed off.



Maybe he shoulda
R U NN O F T!!

"Im Luke Skywalker, Im here to rescue you!"

"ummm, ahhh ya, ahhh, no thanks"


..and I betcha if he helped you move, some of yer stuff would come up missing too. Or hed crash the truck!


Space Hero??? Naw, Space zero.



And another thing...

His faithful companion/ sidekick is a
Mechanical depraved sex addict!

Constantly rolling
Around From place to place
Stickin His metal male curiosity into
All the Galaxies CPU's.

Then when theres trouble, he "crop dusts" every body in a fog of urine steam so they can get away!

Hes got a problem, maaaaan!

"Beep-werp-beep-deep whistle, tweet, means "NO", R2!!

...What is he, in Congress?..


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BUSTED!!... You electric pervert!!


Somebody get me TMZ!




Last edited by WillARights; 07/21/17.
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