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Looking at another Cardiac Cath in the morning at 0700 and a Pacemaker change out to one with a Defibrillator
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Campfire Oracle
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Telling my kids "When I was you age...."
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Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Balls hangin' in the toilet water.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Good Lord, where do I start...............
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" He who refuses to do the arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense" John McCarthy
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Campfire Ranger
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Jack Nickelson" The older you are the more important it is NOT to act your age!" Helps me quite often..
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Seeing the movies I watched growing up be remade we new actors.
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Campfire Ranger
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Oldest son will turn 40 in Nov. Oldest grandson is working on his Eagle Scout badge. Cops, doctors, and military personnel who appear to be about 13  ! Waking up to various creaking, popping, and other noises - and it's ME!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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There are three aircraft in the Museum of the US Air Force in Dayton that I served on, the actual aircraft not just the type. They have all been there for 30-40 years. One other in the Hill AFB museum, same same.
Went in the gate at Marine Corps Air Station Yuma a while back , guards were all packing handguns and one had an ugly black Benelli (?) combat shotgun, she looked like she just came off the high school JV cheerleading squad. Being a Marine MP, I'm betting she knew how to use it.
Next month will be the 59th anniversary of my enlistment into the USAF.
Had a frightening experience a few mornings ago, I woke up and nothing hurt, thought I must have passed away during the night.
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Years ago I went out to one of the old Texas dance halls. I was sippin' on a cold one, and just standing off to the side, taking in the sights, when I looked up, and across the dance floor came a gorgeous blonde young lady of about 25 years of age. And she was smiling at me!  I thought... Nah. Can't be... But she just kept coming my direction! Damn she was sexy! She walked up and asked how I was doing that night. Told her I was doing better now... She asked if I would do her a favor?... "Sure! Anything you want!" (My mind was REALLY racing now!) Then she looked me in the eye and asked if I would mind dancing with her mom over at that table across there....  Dammit!  Mom was a great dancer though...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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When every body keeps calling me " Sir " .......
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Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
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Years ago I went out to one of the old Texas dance halls. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if I would mind dancing with her mom over at that table across there.... Dammit! Mom was a great dancer though... LMAO! Just when you think you still got it, WHAM! Some sexy little thing smacks you with a bat..........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Getting firewood with my 27 year old son!
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Campfire Ranger
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My brane doant wirk like it useta.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Years ago I went out to one of the old Texas dance halls. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if I would mind dancing with her mom over at that table across there.... Dammit! Mom was a great dancer though... LMAO! Just when you think you still got it, WHAM! Some sexy little thing smacks you with a bat.......... The ultimate anti-Viagra! 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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When ever body keeps calling me " Sir " ....... ^^^This^^^ And my little brother just turned 50. He's ONLY 7 years younger than me. 
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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And my little brother is seven years younger than me, also.................. Except he turns 60 next month.
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Good Lord, where do I start...............
Casey
You're old, if you know that chuckling dog....
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Years ago I went out to one of the old Texas dance halls. Then she looked me in the eye and asked if I would mind dancing with her mom over at that table across there.... Dammit! Mom was a great dancer though... LMAO! Just when you think you still got it, WHAM! Some sexy little thing smacks you with a bat.......... The ultimate anti-Viagra! My wife is still Laffin'!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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One of the highlights of my life was playing soccer in college. I played for 5 years, damn did I love playing that game. Perhaps it is proof of insanity but I still think of myself as a 23 year old college soccer player.
So, I feel old when I look into the mirror and see a 66 year old guy, bald headed with a grey beard.
I swear, every time I look in the mirror I ask myself "Who is that old geezer."
ps My fiancee says I have the emotional maturity of a 16 year old. She says, she would call it 14 but since I have a driver's license I must be 16.
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