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It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost
zero when the little blonde got off work. She
made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She
sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.
She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a
blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.
That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much
better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to
follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued
and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After an
hour had gone by, the snow plow driver got out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know
if she was all right as she
had been following him for along time. She said that she was fine and told
him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she
wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to
Sears next!
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Darn--I thought it was "blonde writing her name in the snow"!!
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Don Buckbee
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Prevert, I only send that stuff thru email. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Les
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Good one. maybe that's why blonds don't like eating pickles because they can't get their head in the jar. They don't like vibrators because it chips their teeth. The hardes thing for a blond is grade 2. So much can be said about these creatures.
Have a good day. But you know the lord works in mysterious ways.
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You got to see this one. Blondestar. I will try to attach.
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GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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Excellent, Les... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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That's pretty funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Mrs. Varminter
Not A Blond
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Stole this image. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/TLEEF/SMILIES/HOLYCOW.jpg)
"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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Nice image partsman! Except that I'd expect a better group from you on a cow! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Good one, Mrs. V!
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My Next Husband Will Be Normal- T. Shirt
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At least he's using enough gun, looks like.
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At least he's using enough gun, looks like. That could be debated- sure the holes are big, but the thing is still standing and chewing cud! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Stole this image. Yeah, from me! But is OK. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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First paper- THEN cows! Oh darn- I'm afraid you'd better leave work early & go to the range for emergency practice! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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That's not a cow..it's a "2 pointer"..
Al
"Anyone who willfully and maliciously attacks another without sufficient cause deserves no consideration" - Col. Jeff Cooper
Sic vis pacem, para bellum
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