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There is this lost Texan who works in my building he has been trying to impress me for some time with his version of hot food. Gotta admit he has come close a couple times. One of his best attempts has been a concoction called an Armadillo egg. This little joy is really fine eats. So I decided to make a couple improvements on the basic design. First let me tell all you non-believers how to make an Armadillo egg. Armadillo's as many of you know are mammals they do not lay eggs. Now that is cleared up on to the fixin.
First obtain a dozen or so fresh jalapeno peppers split in half scoop out seeds and pith (the white stuff) keep respective halves together and do not rince. Mix a pound of hot sausage with a pound of favorite grated cheese add a 1/4 cup of anyones baking mix the kind you make biscuts out of. Kneed all this together, now my minor addition take the seeds and pith and mix it in the sausage mix I also add some smoked jalapeno powder for good measure. next stuff the peppers with a good white cheese...I like Jack. Here comes the fun part make a very thin patty of the sausage mix and use it to wrap the pepper. A little practice and you will be an expert pepper wrapper upper. once all peppers are wrapped you will need a package of Shake and Bake, I like Pork. This is the time to make an egg wash to dip the sausage wrapped peppers (eggs) in. Two chicken eggs two tblsp water and whip it, whip it good, whip it up.....stop it STOP IT STOP IT NOW... I'm ok. put the shake and bake in a good sized bowl and roll the eggs around until coated...I added some black pepper to the coating...might have been just a bit too much pepper at this point. Put the little eggs on a baking pan and bake for 25-30 min. Once cool slice up or eat whole.
How I know when things are too hot, My dog takes a bite then spits it out and heads for her water dish. Then it's just right.
Damd these are HOT pass the beer some one.

Bullwnkl.
The master of the oyster <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

'Winkle,

Have you ever tried that and stuffed them with Philly Cream Cheese?

Yum, that's the way I like 'em!!!

Westman are you talking Poppers....peppers stuffed with cream cheese and breaded only no sausage. Yup a lot of the stop and robs around here sell them.

Bull.

Boily
I knew a guy who bragged about beating up littler kids and such. We thought he was a pretty sorry excuse of a guy. Now I see this other guy bragging about being a dungeon master for a bivalve...

Now that just ain't right! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
art

Yeah I know Stinky Deer but them oysters don't move too fast and they don't complain much. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Bullwnkl. sitting on my throne commanding all that I see, now the paper work.
this one's for you Sitka <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Boily
I can picture it now... you dressed in latex, with a cat-o-nine tails threatening obediant little bivalves doing calisthenics... "open! one, two, three, open! one, two, three!"

"looky here little calcium turbans, I have spinach!"

You are a bad man, Boily! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
art

Oh Art I didn't know you cared <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> You would not want to see me in latex or spandex or any other ex.

HEY YOU OYSTER, OVER THERE BY THE FIRE IT'S NOT YOUR TIME. sTINKY dEER MAY WANT ME TO MAIL YOU TO HIM. SO HE CAN MAKE OYSTER STEW OUT OF YOUR ROTTEN CARCUSS. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

bOILY

Boily
Hope you didn't confuse what I said with being interested in seeing you in latex... the thought of it put me off my feed all night <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />!!! I just see you as the dominatrix sort of oyster trainer! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Do you take them for walks on the beach, too? Like the story about the walrus and the oysters? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
best to you
art

Feed the man a Bird House Pickle.pak

Art you ought to see what I can do with a sea cucumber and I do it while wearing fur..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> life must be pretty boring there in Prudeho day light is comming soon....

Bull....

pak
That is a great idea... I heard it was reopening somewhere in Anchorage... can't have the charm it once had, but might still have the famous pickles!

Boily
Went to China to see what they do with the mighty holothurians... chewy like muktuk, only slightly better flavor...

We strip the little rows of meat out and fry 'em... not much yield though.

As far as boredom goes... I'm going to start a post about just how cold it is getting right now. Time to bring in the brass monkey!
art

Bull I am suprised you did not try stuffing them with some of that ludefish stuff <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> tom

Pumpgun thats Lutefisk spelled L-U-T-E-F-I-S-K. Now that sounds like a darn fine idea, wish I had thought of it, i would send some to Sitka Deer to help him through the long winter nights ahead. Them bad boys just keep getting hotter each day. The missplaced Texan is saying they are hot as the sweat beads up on his brow and he pants like a dog in the Texas mid day sun on the fourth of July. Just right he says lets see what they are like tomorrow.

Bullwnkl.

bull news flash for you rotten fish is rotten fish weather you calll it ludefish or lutefish lol. tom

Pumpgun, now don't go castin stones at that there fine eats, unless of course you have tried it then pitch away. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bull...

Bull, I never tased those things that critters leave in the woods either, but I do know they are bad without tasting them. lol <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> . I have a friend here in colorado that is a swede and he says that lutefish is really bad. tom

Ah Tom your friend is a wise man, I don't eat that stuff either, at least not by choise, but when the Swedes get together in my family I am sort of obliged.One would think that after nearly 50 years of trying to eat this stuff I would learn to like it....not so. The Swedes could have ruled the world if they had just found a way to make everyone try lutefisk, the very threat of being forced to eat this stuff would make most folks surrender and give up their lands and crops.

Bullwnkl.