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Who else has some?
Why doesn’t the blonde take “the pill?”
It keeps falling out!
Why do blondes like tilt wheel steering?
More head room
How do blondes turn on the light after sex?
Open the car door
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What do yo call a dead blonde in a closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
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Proud supporter of the NRA.
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What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever!
3 blondes walk into a building, You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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How do blondes prefer to wear their underwear?
As ankles warmers!!
The red head told the blonde that she slept with a Brazilian, The blonde says you WHORE! How many
Is in a Brazilian?
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First thing blondes do every morning?
Walks home
Why don’t blondes like anal sex?
They don’t really like their brains screwed out
What’s the different between a guy and a blonde?
The blonde has a higher sperm count.
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Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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What's the mating call of a blonde?
I'm sooo druuuuuuuuunk!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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A blonde had a chance to get pregnant, she blew it.
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How do you know a blond has been using a computer........there is white out on the screen.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
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