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Campfire Ranger
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Whatever her heart desires - that I can afford.
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Being from Texas I know you have heard of the Geezinslaw Brothers, Sam and Son. Sam told a story about asking his wife what she wanted for Christmas. She replied "a divorce". So Sam says, " I wasn't planning on spending quite that much". Are these guys still around down there? They finally kicked Sammy off the radio ( I think?) and Son was always at the bar out at the "spoke" back in the day when i was still single And frequented that establishment. That was almost 40 years ago.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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She's got a checkbook, why would I buy her stuff on top of that?
About the divorce thing, that's the best investment I EVER made. Expensive, but FINITE.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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A toaster? A broom? A vacuum cleaner perhaps? Hmmm, probably a good thing I'm not married. 😜 Or maybe that's the reason?  Seriously, if you ever think dating is expensive try marriage. And if you think THAT'S expensive, try divorce.. Don't ask how I know this... Wise words...
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Every year she gets a new toilet brush whether or not she's worn the old one out.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Has anyone said, "New husband"? I mean, just wondering.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Mine introduced me as the "current husband" at her class reunion yrs ago.
Left a couple yrs later.
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Campfire Regular
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Diet shakes and a map of the Greenbelt system. Just follow the river...
"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." -Tom T Hall
Molon Labe
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
Joined: Jan 2016
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Wife informed me that she would appreciate the gift of me filling her box with my meat. Actually she said stuff my box full..... Of course I obliged albeit a month early. ![[Linked Image]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/montanasam/montanasam014/IMG_2962.jpg) Looks like some oil field sucker must have hit a cow, huh? Darn. 
Last edited by jaguartx; 12/06/17.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Gift ideas for wives and girlfriends: Engraved vase. Very economical too! ![[Linked Image]](https://s26.postimg.org/qbwgjvtw9/Becky_Vase.jpg) DMc : )
Make Gitmo Great Again!!
Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A toaster? A broom? A vacuum cleaner perhaps? Hmmm, probably a good thing I'm not married. 😜 Or maybe that's the reason? Seriously, if you ever think dating is expensive try marriage. And if you think THAT'S expensive, try divorce.. Don't ask how I know this... Wise words... Prenuptial is, too.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I got mine a Swarovski Crystal necklace and matching bracelet. Really not that expensive for the amount of shiny stuff she gets. Looks like diamonds too. Only spent a couple hundred
"For some unfortunates, poisoned by city sidewalks ... the horn of the hunter never winds at all" Robert Ruark, The Horn of the Hunter
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New Member
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Whatever I get mine i will hide in the oven until Christmas - she sure ain't looking in there lately!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I got mine a Swarovski Crystal necklace and matching bracelet. Really not that expensive for the amount of shiny stuff she gets. Looks like diamonds too. Only spent a couple hundred Now she can get something from Swarovski for you, but from a different kind of store.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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I'm sending my wife and daughter in law to China on a mission trip over Christmas break.
That takes care of both of their Christmas presents.
My son's present will be a 2 day hog hunt with HardKnock Outdoors while they are gone.
Hunting one day with dogs/knives.
Hunting second day with crossbow and/or AR.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I hope[think] she'll like this, sketch I had done w/our only grandchild: ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/1EA6awU.jpg)
FJB & FJT
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I hope[think] she'll like this, sketch I had done w/our only grandchild: That's an awesome gift! DMc : )
Make Gitmo Great Again!!
Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Just bought her a long robe to go with diamond necklace.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I hope[think] she'll like this, sketch I had done w/our only grandchild: No question she will. Likely tears...
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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