I’ve had poison ivy all over me 3 times. Feels so good to scratch that cshit. I think a tick on your ass hole is worse.
Or haveing your nuts covered with chigger bites! I'm immune to poison Ivy, thankfully.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
Back when I was a kid,..the local doc recommended daubbin' Clorox bleach on areas that had been affected by poison ivy,....but ya cain't use that remedy on ya bag or it'll make ya dance like Michael Jackson could only dream about.
,...nuthin' to do but tough it out.
one of my buddys who died a few months back, made the mistake of burning some poison ivy in a brush fire, he spent a week in the hospital.....after inhaling the smoke.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
I've heard breathing poison ivy smoke will do ya very bad.
thats not killed him, but he thought he was going to die when it happened.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
Spandex wearing bikers, that don't like me following behind them, waving me to go around on an uphill, blind curve with a double yellow line!?!?!?!?
You want to play in traffic, like traffic, i'll treat you like traffic...............
PS: IF I were to take your lead, and something comes from around the curve headed my way, guess who is going to be in the ditch........................
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
Anybody mention automatic locking car doors yet? Who the fugg ever thought that was a good idea. Sweet mother of Mary, I ever find that sonofabitch, I’m gonna chew off his ears before twist off his arm and beat him to death with it.
The fuggin seatbelt dinger is almost as bad.
Don’t even get me started on locking gas caps.......
You can turn that stuff off.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
Anybody mention automatic locking car doors yet? Who the fugg ever thought that was a good idea. Sweet mother of Mary, I ever find that sonofabitch, I’m gonna chew off his ears before twist off his arm and beat him to death with it.
The fuggin seatbelt dinger is almost as bad.
Don’t even get me started on locking gas caps.......
You can turn that stuff off.
You tell me how to turn off the auto door locks and the beer is on me. All of it. For ever.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
Threats on the classifieds, "This is your last chance. If someone doesn't buy this NOW, I'm going to send it to Gunbroker."
Oh, Okay.
Or the always dreaded, "back to the safe".
Ohh Noooooooo. Not "back to the safe". I mean, I keep a majority of my guns in a safe as well...though some have escaped to sock drawers, places in the closet, glove box, trunk, yadda yadda. But, damn when a guy in the classifieds says 'back to the safe' it just means business of a sort I can't do.
Liberalism; The impossible yet accepted notion that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Too late and thread too long. Apologies if mentioned. Earbuds. In the grocery store. People of virtually all ages. WTF are you listening to? How the hell are you shopping? Do you even know what you are doing, idiot? Makes me want to tackle them (hard) right into fugghing display of marked down tomato soup.
Liberalism; The impossible yet accepted notion that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Every fuuuucing engineer who ever worked for John Deere. Especially the one's who designed the water pump placement on 8.1 liter combine engines. My idea of a real good time would be to watch them be forced to fix something in the field and not in their fuuuucing factory ... when it's 115 degrees ... or -10 ... when the flies are eating them alive ... the middle of the night ... in the rain ... in the wind with the chaff & dust covering them up ... in the snow ...and laugh hysterically when they realize too late that what they created can't be repaired by anyone with an engineering degree.
Sorry Joe College ... you ain't leaving until it's running.
"Don't let so much reality into your life that there's no room left for dreaming"
Too late and thread too long. Apologies if mentioned. Earbuds. In the grocery store. People of virtually all ages. WTF are you listening to? How the hell are you shopping? Do you even know what you are doing, idiot? Makes me want to tackle them (hard) right into fugghing display of marked down tomato soup.
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