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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Buy separate hardware from the seat? I dunno.
EDIT: Hell fahr!! This is a gun forum. Send the metal hardware off to be coated in nickel. But which recoil pad would be most appropriate? Recoil pad? Hell, I need a muzzle brake!! I was going to suggest a Decelerator, myself.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Probably not what you’re looking for, but I was in Japan not long ago for work and have to admit they rule the world in toilet seat technology. The seat in the bathroom of my hotel room was heated, vibrated, and shot warm water up your butt. It was almost sensory overload all the stuff it could do and the control panel had more selections than my truck’s entertainment system. It was truly a luxury pooping experience. I’ve got to admit those Japs know how to crap. A few years ago I read about an electric toilet that someone in Japan had invented. The problem was that Japanese women had the habit of flushing every time they made 'unladylike bathroom noises'. During a major sittin' spell, she might flush 4 or 5 times. All the excess flushing was causing some serious water problems, both in water supply and in sewage disposal. So, this guy invented a device on the toilet that would emit a loud flushing sound. When the lady needed to cover up her unladylike sounds, she just pushed a button. Users greatly reduced their water use.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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If it weren't for flatulence, women would never learn to lie. It's the gateway drug of polite little lies.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I for one, have known women, that were too good at lying. I seriously doubt if gas started it ll. ( I should have said, with due respect). To Kingston, not the women.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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