So Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop...
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Barack was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Michelle, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Trump and said, "How about you, Mr. Trump?" Donald replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Melania doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
