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So Alien gear is coming out with an IWB holster with an integrated fan.

Two questions:
1) Will that help with summertime ball sweat.

2) Could it possibly be an ignition source for flatulence? I mean it it does I'd sound like an out of tune scooter walking down the street.

3) Does it make it easier or harder to deny ownership of that smelly fart?


http://www.guns.com/2018/01/15/alien-gear-iwb-fan-annoucement/


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Gotta be fake news. No one could be stupid enough to market such a thing. I can just see my cover garment rippling in the wind while I stand in line at Wal-Mart.


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I can see some interest, but I think a lot of folks are experiencing "charger burnout". Seems like about everything I use now comes with a usb charging port.

I don't see spending time at the end of the day to plug my holster in


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What do you suppose they'll come up with for women?


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it's gonna burn up the motor when no air escapes, due to being blocked by your body.


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Originally Posted by keith_dunlap
it's gonna burn up the motor when no air escapes, due to being blocked by your body.


easily engineered around.


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Originally Posted by johnw
Originally Posted by keith_dunlap
it's gonna burn up the motor when no air escapes, due to being blocked by your body.


easily engineered around.

agreed, but with those ventilation holes< i'd say they haven't done so, yet


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OK. Now I've seen everything.

Maybe double duty at a beer cooler?

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Do they make one with a heater?

Could use it today. wink


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A heater for your heater? Hmm.


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