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Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
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Neither.

Nose hair is there for a reason.



How about ass crack hair???


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Originally Posted by MikeL2
Gotta trim nose hair now and then - when it gets too long it tickles and makes me sneeze when out on my motorcycle.

Get that picture in your head - the nose hair waving in the breeze motoring down the highway....


I was having dinner with a buddy one evening as he was bitching to me on why he couldn't find a woman, this coming from a man with dander on his collar, a half roll of barbed wire hair in each nostril and at least a half a pan of cornbread in his teeth. shocked

I just shook my head smiling and said women are crazy buddy, lmao!


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I've always used the word "trim" (though snatch and beaver are understood)


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Thanks guys, I haven't had much to laugh about in quite some time.
This thread, however, has had me laughing out loud, and to tears! smile smile smile


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This is the right tool for trimming.

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Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I prefer snatch to be trimmed like a golf course.........or grass landing strip.

Oh, sorry......... you were speaking of methods of getting rid of unsightly nose and ear hair............... blush


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Friggin eyebrows going crazy too.
Brezhnev type of chit.
Half Mediterranean............kid said I had a stragler, grabbed and pulled.
Heard it go "pop"................sonofabiatch was anchored to the inside of the back of my skull.
Sounded like a piano wire snapped.
Kid freaked...............I just put my hand over my eye.............damn that one hurt.

Nose hairs aint diddly.
Grow way faster though.

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Originally Posted by MikeL2
Gotta trim nose hair now and then - when it gets too long it tickles and makes me sneeze when out on my motorcycle.

Get that picture in your head - the nose hair waving in the breeze motoring down the highway....


It sucks to have a sneezing fit in a full face helmet.

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Originally Posted by kingston
This is the right tool for trimming.

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NO. And I mean an emphatic NO. I need a pile of gauze on standby when I use those. Those are the ones I mentioned in my OP.

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Originally Posted by hookeye
Friggin eyebrows going crazy too.
Brezhnev type of chit.
Half Mediterranean............kid said I had a stragler, grabbed and pulled.
Heard it go "pop"................sonofabiatch was anchored to the inside of the back of my skull.
Sounded like a piano wire snapped.
Kid freaked...............I just put my hand over my eye.............damn that one hurt.

Nose hairs aint diddly.
Grow way faster though.



My wife will do that to me on occasion. The right one will bring a tear to my eye.

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I attribute this topic to God’s sense of humor. I’m not sure when it occurred but about the time I thinned out the cover on top, hair begin sprouting out of my nose and my ears, my back and neck. My goodness, if an old guy isn’t attentive, in a week’s time, one could start to resemble Spencer Tracy’s Dr Jekyl in that old movie.

And don’t forget the eyebrows.

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Yup, eyebrows get the beard trimmer on the lowest setting.


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Cooch.


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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Neither.

Nose hair is there for a reason.


I am pretty sure that reason isn't to floss my teeth, so at a point something's got to give.

I spit coffee out of my nose after reading that!

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I heard from a Dr. once that pulling nose hairs is a good way to get an infection that can rapidly access the brain. Been a trimmer for the most part ever since.

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Snatch or trim......I've heard it called both, along with a few other names as well.

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What the he!!? Am I the only one that uses a propane torch?


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The key is the curved blades.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I recall Ringman using gasoline.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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