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An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He found his way to a bar stool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately fell absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said,
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head and muttered, “Naw, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!”
I prefer classic. Semper Fi I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Perfect timing . Just got done reading this joke when my sister called . She had a bad bug and her head was stopped up so I had to repeat myself several times . Then I laughed and told her I had just heard a joke about her and then told her the joke . There was silence , then a chuckle and a "it'll take me a while , but I'll get you" Lmao , Thanks , Kenneth
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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