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An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He found his way to a bar stool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately fell absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said,

“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head and muttered,
“Naw, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!”


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Yes.


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Perfect timing . Just got done reading this joke when my sister called . She had a bad bug and her head was stopped up so I had to repeat myself several times .
Then I laughed and told her I had just heard a joke about her and then told her the joke . There was silence , then a chuckle and a "it'll take me a while , but I'll get you" Lmao ,
Thanks , Kenneth

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Good one!


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