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An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He found his way to a bar stool and ordered a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yelled to the bartender,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately fell absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said,
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head and muttered,
“Naw, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!”
I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Perfect timing . Just got done reading this joke when my sister called . She had a bad bug and her head was stopped up so I had to repeat myself several times .
Then I laughed and told her I had just heard a joke about her and then told her the joke . There was silence , then a chuckle and a "it'll take me a while , but I'll get you" Lmao ,
Thanks , Kenneth
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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