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Got the hell bit outta me by a couple twins ......That just about ended the audition.
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Campfire Tracker
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1. Raccoon bit through my hand and I still have the scar. 2. Pekinese dog on my lap jumped up and bit my cheek, very deep and it bled a lot. 3. Bull snake struck and bit my boot. 4. Coyote bit my rifle barrel but didn't get me.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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my pit bull Petey, Shetland pony several non venomous snakes and the worst one by a guy i got in a fight with when i was about 22, that one got infected.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Campfire 'Bwana
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One dog after I told the dude to put it up, went back on a thunderstorm night and shot the sombitch through the fence. Haha. Good job. Bud had some rental property he and I had a skinning shed on, I ask the gangbanger wanna be to put that damn crossbred pit up while i skinned my deer, 'oh he wont bite' BS I said, you need to put him up, well, he didn't, and the dog died. In the ear with a suppressed 22LR.
Trump Won!
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My exwife bit me when she was giving birth. Might be considered a love bite, but I don't think she was having loving thoughts at the time.
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
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Campfire Oracle
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I love a good ending, Gunner.
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Not love bites. REAL bites? Yes
�Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.�
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Campfire Kahuna
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A few dogs, probably a turtle or three, crayfish, two cats, a chipmunk, tablesaw, couple of girlfriends........
Probably the most painful was a blue crab, this 10 year old boy rode in his parents car all the way to the Florida keys. I was standing on the dock with my dad and his friend when I saw this crab come out from under the dock, being it was only about a foot deep I did what any good 10 year old Yankee boy would do, I jumped in and grabbed that sonofabitch!
Yowsa!!! I came out of that water like a shot, I couldn't get that damn thing off of me for nothing until I put it and my hand back in the water. Damn thing bit a lot harder than a Yankee crayfish did.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Worst bite for me was a house cat the neighbor owned. I was just a kid and the SOB got out of their house, I ran it down (the cat was fatter than me) and I scooped it up. Got right up to the door and the prick chomped down on my wrist, burying its teeth. Fkme........
I still remember the cats name, Buster.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Sure.
Ya ever bite any of ‘em back? My daughter. When she bit the hell out of me when she was a 2 year old. She didn't bite anyone after that. That works really well.
I am MAGA.
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Horse,mule,donkey, dog, cat, raccoon,possum, snake, fish, bird,
I had Percheron horse pick me up by the shoulder with it's teeth
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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Campfire Kahuna
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One dog after I told the dude to put it up, went back on a thunderstorm night and shot the sombitch through the fence. Ain't so sure here... shot his dog, on his place, through his fence....I'm not seeing the good in all of that. But then again I think more owners should be shot than dogs. I'd suggest not doing it around here though LOL. You might be surprised where the lightning comes from and how much of a thump it packs.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Ranger
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I been bit by a baby groundhog. It smarted.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Campfire Tracker
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Dog as a kid and a lobster with his cutting claw (they have one crusher and one cutter). Hurt like hell.
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My step mother had a poodle that did not like to be groomed, dang mutt bit her right thru the septum of her nose. It was a really painful bite that required a trip to the emergency room. Nasty little chit would get under my grandmothers bed when she would try to get him to go out. Grandma cured him of that, she had a yardstick that had brass tips on the ends and she would rap him in the jewels. Only took a few of grandma's encouragements to get him to cooperate, the dog would see her coming with the yardstick and he'd head for the door pronto.
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Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place
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Campfire 'Bwana
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One dog after I told the dude to put it up, went back on a thunderstorm night and shot the sombitch through the fence. Ain't so sure here... shot his dog, on his place, through his fence....I'm not seeing the good in all of that. But then again I think more owners should be shot than dogs. I'd suggest not doing it around here though LOL. You might be surprised where the lightning comes from and how much of a thump it packs. You need to read the why, you'd have done same.
Trump Won!
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Not love bites. REAL bites? Yep. Been bitten by lots of stuff.....none very serious except a brown recluse once that put me in the hospital for a few days....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I been bit by a baby groundhog. It smarted. Anything like getting bit by an angry beaver?
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