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Got the hell bit outta me by a couple twins ......That just about ended the audition.


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1. Raccoon bit through my hand and I still have the scar.

2. Pekinese dog on my lap jumped up and bit my cheek, very deep and it bled a lot.

3. Bull snake struck and bit my boot.

4. Coyote bit my rifle barrel but didn't get me. laugh

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my pit bull Petey, Shetland pony several non venomous snakes and the worst one by a guy i got in a fight with when i was about 22, that one got infected.


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Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by gunner500
One dog after I told the dude to put it up, went back on a thunderstorm night and shot the sombitch through the fence.


Haha. Good job.


Bud had some rental property he and I had a skinning shed on, I ask the gangbanger wanna be to put that damn crossbred pit up while i skinned my deer, 'oh he wont bite' BS I said, you need to put him up, well, he didn't, and the dog died.

In the ear with a suppressed 22LR.


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My exwife bit me when she was giving birth. Might be considered a love bite, but I don't think she was having loving thoughts at the time.


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I love a good ending, Gunner.

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Originally Posted by ltppowell
Not love bites. REAL bites?

Yes


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A few dogs, probably a turtle or three, crayfish, two cats, a chipmunk, tablesaw, couple of girlfriends........

Probably the most painful was a blue crab, this 10 year old boy rode in his parents car all the way to the Florida keys. I was standing on the dock with my dad and his friend when I saw this crab come out from under the dock, being it was only about a foot deep I did what any good 10 year old Yankee boy would do, I jumped in and grabbed that sonofabitch!

Yowsa!!! I came out of that water like a shot, I couldn't get that damn thing off of me for nothing until I put it and my hand back in the water. Damn thing bit a lot harder than a Yankee crayfish did.


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Worst bite for me was a house cat the neighbor owned. I was just a kid and the SOB got out of their house, I ran it down (the cat was fatter than me) and I scooped it up. Got right up to the door and the prick chomped down on my wrist, burying its teeth. Fkme........

I still remember the cats name, Buster.

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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
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Sure.

Ya ever bite any of ‘em back?



My daughter. When she bit the hell out of me when she was a 2 year old.

She didn't bite anyone after that. laugh



That works really well.


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Horse,mule,donkey, dog, cat, raccoon,possum, snake, fish, bird,

I had Percheron horse pick me up by the shoulder with it's teeth


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Originally Posted by gunner500
One dog after I told the dude to put it up, went back on a thunderstorm night and shot the sombitch through the fence.
Ain't so sure here... shot his dog, on his place, through his fence....I'm not seeing the good in all of that. But then again I think more owners should be shot than dogs.

I'd suggest not doing it around here though LOL. You might be surprised where the lightning comes from and how much of a thump it packs.


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I been bit by a baby groundhog. It smarted.


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Dog as a kid and a lobster with his cutting claw (they have one crusher and one cutter). Hurt like hell.

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My step mother had a poodle that did not like to be groomed, dang mutt bit her right thru the septum of her nose. It was a really painful bite that required a trip to the emergency room. Nasty little chit would get under my grandmothers bed when she would try to get him to go out. Grandma cured him of that, she had a yardstick that had brass tips on the ends and she would rap him in the jewels. Only took a few of grandma's encouragements to get him to cooperate, the dog would see her coming with the yardstick and he'd head for the door pronto.

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Originally Posted by rost495
Originally Posted by gunner500
One dog after I told the dude to put it up, went back on a thunderstorm night and shot the sombitch through the fence.
Ain't so sure here... shot his dog, on his place, through his fence....I'm not seeing the good in all of that. But then again I think more owners should be shot than dogs.

I'd suggest not doing it around here though LOL. You might be surprised where the lightning comes from and how much of a thump it packs.


You need to read the why, you'd have done same.


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Originally Posted by ltppowell
Not love bites. REAL bites?



Yep. Been bitten by lots of stuff.....none very serious except a brown recluse once that put me in the hospital for a few days....


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Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
I been bit by a baby groundhog. It smarted.


Anything like getting bit by an angry beaver? grin


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