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Dog got me in the back of the leg because I was young and ignored his growling warning. My own dogs once or twice breaking up a fight. Turtle took a bite out of my shorts once but missed my butt thankfully.
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14 stitches below the waist when a husky tried to give me a vasectomy.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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a couple of horses. Bunch of dogs. A few cats. Snakes. Fish! Lots of Northerns, usually gets infected. Birds.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't try to pick up half-shot chipmunks, just saying.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Tracker
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My own dog bit me in the ass.....by mistake.......he was going for a bit of meat in my hand and I turned away and he
wanted it....my ass was in his way....didn't break through the jeans I had on....but he was so embarrassed he would NOT
come near me for a few days.
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One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Not love bites. REAL bites? Yes Yeah...but most of the time we consider it "fun"....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Two worst were spiders.Both were in the crawl spaces of historic properties we were doing resto work on.The first was under a 1820's Episcopal church(National Register),got the funk at the bite area,sick for a cpl days.The second was a brown recluse bite under a 1790's house.Liked to killed me.The bite area wasn't as puss like as the first? but was knocking on dying from convulsive reactions for a week to 10 days.
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The worst bite was a horse I used to ride a lot. I was feeding him apples or carrots or something like I often did and the SOB bit me on my stomach. It didn’t break the skin surprisingly but did leave a big bruise and hurt like hell for a half a day but I got back in the saddle and we forgave each other even though I’m still not sure what transgression caused him to bite me. I guess even horses have bad days once in awhile. 😉
I use to tell people that feeding a horse from your hand is teaching them to bite you. I don't remember anyone who listened. I've been bite by 2 dogs and had a lemon shark graze me with an open mouth.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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German Shepherd in the face when I was a kid. A dog I had known for years, still not sure why it happened. My dad was a physician, he took me the ER, shooed away the attending and sewed me up himself. No scars.
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Oh yes, several dogs and several cats. Gotta be really careful when nutting a cat, they will perforate your hand through a leather glove.
A couple horses, a momma pig nearly ate me once while I was nutting her pigs.
Nobody mentioned a pocket gogher yet. I was cleaning a burrow in preparation for setting a trap. The targeted gogher grabbed hold of my finger.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Campfire Ranger
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dog
cat
squirrel
goose
donkey
rattle snake (but it didn't penetrate my boot)
kid
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Campfire Greenhorn
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About a year ago I reached across to wake my 74 year old wife from a nightmare. She bit my forearm through flannel PJ sleeve and drew blood. She still has bad dreams but I'm more carefull when waking her from them.
Dave
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A dobe tried to take off my left leg above the knee when I was 4, unprovoked. Was my brother that saved my bacon that day. Rat bit me when I was 8.
Then I discovered what ballbats and guns were for and it's been kinda one sided since, 'cept for my Ex. She didn't get a second chance.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Diamondback, dozen bull snakes, a dozen miscellaneous snakes, several horses, a mule, turtles, dogs, cats, squirrel, gopher, ferret (got me twice, came back for thirds and got a 22 lr in the head) a hundred lizards at least, quite a few chickens, geese and ducks. Been bitten by kids and a crazy lady or two that I arrested. I have had a few fish leave a mark too, dang channel cats have some chompers.
NRA Benefactor Member
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Black Mamba.
He got sick and died.
“Factio democratica delenda est"
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Campfire Regular
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Couple of dog bites breaking up dogfights. Still got a pretty good scar on my calf from one of them.
Got a scar on my shoulder from a fight where the guy latched on to me, he finally let go after I stuck my thumb in his eye and told him he was fixing to lose it.
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Chainsaw
Shetland pony
Copperhead
Dachshund (nasty)
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How did you get the girl to let go, officer?  Lol...my personal worst was an alligator, but it was pure stupidity on my part. Catching frogs one night with a chick I wanted to impress, I snatched up a little gator, about 2' long. I assured her that they can't hurt anyone and let it bite my left index finger. Holy [bleep], it didn't hardly have any teeth, but I'd have sworn Hulk Hogan had me with a pair of channel-locks and wouldn't let go.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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When I worked for SWBTelephone lady said she had a friendly Nowegian Elk hound in her back yard and he was just as friendly as could be.She opened her back door he jumped on me and bite me 3 times,24 stitches in my arm later.I no longer trusted anyone when they had a dog,I did not care what breed,it was locked in a room in the house where I was not going to be needed,period.
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